Today, at last and finally, I am unimpeachably sophisticated: My deinanthe is in bloom.

And deinanthes are the
ne plus ultra of cool.
First, they are hydrangea cousins, and in the hierarchy of garden taste hydrangea cousins are far more important than hydrangeas themselves, whose ease of cultivation, availability, and—perhaps worst of all—unashamedly big and noticeable flowers mark them as likely favorites of children, neophytes, and peasants everywhere. Which they are. (Nonetheless I plant a lot of hydrangeas in my own gardens and my clients'; we'll get to The Unforgiveables in another post.)
As I say, though, the blooms of hydrangea cousins are generally more subtle then, uh, garden-variety hydrangeas, so they are more boring for children, neophytes, peasants and not a few clients. And so they are the province of fellow plant geeks, who are at pains never to be mistaken for any of those other folks.
Deinanthe, then, is the perfect taste marker, the perfect gauntlet thrown casually to the ground. And so beware, Philistines: You are now in the presence of a subtle aesthetic. Not only is deinanthe a hydrangea cousin, it's an
herbaceous one. (Bush hydrangeas? So common, so, well, bushy.) And it's native to Japan. (Native plants? Such a convenient bandwagon for xenophobes and the timidly political-correct.) It requires part-shade and good moisture. (Full sun? So blatant. Self-reliance and drought-resistance? For those who are serious enough to make the commitment for regular care.)
And best of all, almost: The flowers don't even face up.

They droop more reticently than a perfect Victorian child that looks shyly to the ground, one immaculate finger touched to the cheek.
Flowers you can actually see without stooping and gently tipping one face-up, like Cary Grant putting his finger under Tippi Hedren's chin so he can look her in the eyes?

The effrontery, the moral laxity. Flowers should dip respectfully until summoned.
And now best of all: The flowers are sort-of-blue. Not a deep blue. (Too obvious.) A pale pearly blue, shading lighter here and, a bit, darker there.
Oh yes: The foliage. Large-ish and (now that you think of it) hydrangea-like indeed, although instead of the one point at the end, there are two. But just a mid-green, in truth. And not large enough to be make a name as one of the cherished Big Foliage perennials (which we'll get too in time) that sophisticates also cleave too. (In the case of dienanthe: Big Foliage? So simplistic, so at-a-glance. In the case of the other Big Foliage: So NOT the ferns and ferny wannabes that people who aren't yet secure in their Ultimate Taste yearn for to assure everyone that they are, in fact, Tasteful.)
And I forgot: The name.
Deinanthe caerulea. First word first, pronounced "die-NAN-thee". Uncommon indeed, not one of the usual suspects, English, French, Italian, or German. Not even Latin. Tut tut, children: It's
Greek, and it means (somehow) that the flowers are unusually large. Well bully for that. Some of us knew it was Greek from the sounds alone, because we have that worldly-wise ear for foreign languages even though, like
EF Benson's Lucia, we usually can't manage more than a phrase or three in any of them. No matter: We just
know, and that's what counts.
And the second name doesn't let us down either:
Caerulea; pronounced "suh-RULE-ee-uh", and referring (of course) to the complex and literate
"caerulean" blue. Not sky blue, not robin's egg, not sea-blue, not even delphinium blue. Not, in fact, any kind of blue you could identify with a simple word in English. Ah, caerulean blue. It's Latin of course. Even the repetition of "oo"—"suh-ROO-lee-un BLOO"—so satisfying in a pursed-lip, not-smiling way.
There you have it: Rarity, tempermentalness, subtlety, difficult (for some) to pronounce:
Deinanthe caerulea is an orgy of discretion, a multi-lingual profusion of exclusionary detail. Heaven!


